JUST IMAGINE THOUGH
THE UNIFORM
AND A BOOM BOX
AND HE WOULD STRIP FOR YOU
AND THEN RAVISH YOU
OMFG
IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS STUPID LITTLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT HE HAS PLANNED FOR YOU
SURPRISE STRIPPER DANCE
LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN
YOU’RE JUST SITTING AT HOME AND THE FRONT DOOR OPENS AND YOU YELL OUT A HELLO AND SUDDENLY
“DID SOMEBODY ORDER A PACKAGE”



